One of Nature's Bachelors

frankbelloriley:

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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

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“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

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sl-an:

This was my barbenheimer

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narwhalsarefalling:

my brother is supposed to be packing for a trip tomorrow. i went into his room and he has the wikipedia page for suitcase open

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calvinandhobbescomic:

“Calvin’s Most Unhinged Statements” (A Collection)

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tlirsgender:

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It appears to me a lot of people’s impression of Sherlock Holmes’ drug use out of context is “he’s running around solving murders while coked out of his mind” which is really funny BUT!

As someone who reads acd canon & has the autistic urge to correct people about my interests, I’d like to let it be known that he actually primarily uses drugs between cases, because he gets painfully bored with nothing to do, stating “my mind rebels at stagnation.” This is because he has adhd but the diagnosis hadn’t been invented yet. Anyway

This can still be funny because it means the rest of the time he’s acting like that while completely sober. He’s just quirky. He IS a cokehead but it actually calms him down. Because he needs adderall

You may hear “Sherlock Holmes does cocaine” and think “oh, that explains why he’s so fucking weird” but you would have it backwards. He does cocaine because he’s already just Like That. He does this specifically when he’s understimulated. They didn’t have adhd meds in victorian london he’s taking whatever stimulants are available. And That’s why he’s coked out of his mind. But Not while currently working on a case, because that keeps him busy

*note: I have adhd I know how it is

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kaelio:

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bro I know I haven’t read liliths brood since hs but why is it being marketed as a romance that book was so fucked ??

let her put her titties away she’s being subjected to interplanetary hhorrors

IS THAT THE COVER THEY’RE USING FOR LILITH’S BROOD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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senatortedcruz:

🤔

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sketiana:

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

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hyrude:

i’m staying with my parents a couple weeks until my new apartment is ready so they sit and watch me play zelda whenever they have a minute. and they always say stuff like “doesn’t link get lonely?” and “don’t you think he’s tired from running everywhere?” and “does he have a home?” like exactly exactly thats what i’m always saying. they have got to get on tumblr

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